Anne Milton - Guildford MP (and Dipstick)

OK, so I started cleaning up the shoddy Anne Milton image, when all of a sudden *I* got sick of looking at her face. So I popped over to my stats package for a little break and found something interesting in the referrals... Previously, this weblog only attracted 4-5 people a day who were looking for 'anne milton' in a search engine (this blog is the top search result for that query in Google, Yahoo and MSN).

That number has now gone up to 15-20 a day. And I think I know why. Driving around yesterday, I noticed a few posters for Anne Milton had started appearing in properties around Cranleigh and Guildford - and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how this idea occured...

People of Guildford, if you happen to live one house down from a property that features an 'Anne Milton' poster, I'd like to to erect one of our posters so people have access to all the information they require about this candidate.

Instructions:

1.Open these two files in your browser and print each image onto A4 paper:
http://www.bloggerheads.com/images/am_poster_left.jpg
http://www.bloggerheads.com/images/am_poster_right.jpg

2. Take these print-outs to your local post office, newsagent or public library and photocopy/enlarge them both to A3

3. Take the two A3 sheets and stick them to a piece of 600mmx420mm board

4. Erect this board in your front yard in such as way as to provide the resulting sequence as people drive/walk past from your neighbour's poster to yours:
ANNE MILTON... IS A DIPSTICK

Your finished poster should look like this:



And the final result should look like this:



Your neighbour may get a little stroppy with you and want to tear your poster down but, damn it, that's what ASBOs are for!

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