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Stevie-Louise Ritchie (NSFW), “recently moved to London to pursue modelling fulltime”, and eager to make her mark in a Credit-Crunch world (NSFW).

Lisa O’Connor (NSFW); “a friendly model with happy nature who has been modelling for about nine months” and “hopes to make her career as model a successful one & to that end, she’s been snapped up by XS Models”

Before you know it, both are photographed in the company of a most-controversial fellow, both are invited back to his flat, and both, immediately upon departure, tell all to The Sun.

And now they’ll be famous! Isn’t that lovely?