This entry was posted on
Thursday, January 17th, 2002 at
9:19 am and is filed
under George W. Bush.

excellent pic by farker rik

According to 18 USC Sec. 871, it’s a federal offence to send threatening messages to the President – but what would happen if you sent him a bag of pretzels?

Would you get a generic note of thanks, or a knock on the door in the middle of the night?

Frankly, we’re curious – and we need your help to find out.

If you live in the U.S., have a credit card and would like to live life on the edge, you can send the President a bag of pretzels via any of these companies:

Martin’s Pretzels
The Ultimate Pretzel Company
Unique Splits

The address you’ll need for delivery is:

George Dubya Bush
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

Some delivery forms may require a contact number at the delivery address. Should you need it, the phone number of the main switchboard at The White House is:

202-456-1414

Once you’ve sent a gift bag, send us an email and let us know. You might also want to include details of your next of kin in this email just in case they never hear from you again and we have to tell them why you disappeared so suddenly without packing any bags or feeding the cat.

If you get a nice letter back from his staff, then please do send or scan us a copy and we’ll publish it for the world to see.

Good luck on your mission, kids – and remember to check the spyhole before opening the door to strangers!