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Monday, January 17th, 2005 at
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The meaning of life is now available for purchase on eBay: Here it is, the ultimate truth in existence, the meaning of life. It is contained in this small envelope on a plain piece of white lined paper. Nothing showy, only the absolute truth. It could be a single word, a paragraph, or an entire treatise. Whoever makes the winning bid will discover its secret… Why am I putting this information up for sale? First because I know it will garner attention to the truth I have found, and second because I will be giving any money raised from this auction to charity. I am not selling this for material gain, but only to help humanity. I hope everyone seeing this will consider that when they make a bid.