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Monday, June 20th, 2005 at
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On ITV news this evening, there was an in-depth report on the exclusion zone and what impact this new law might have on us in the future.

Sorry, just kidding.

On ITV ‘news’ this evening was an in-depth report on Tom Cruise being squirted with water and what impact this might have on them in the future.

Said the reporter: “It might not have been water. I could have been acid, it could have been petrol. The days might be over when the common man (reporter gestures to self) can enjoy such close proximity to celebrities.

BTW, Cruise hasn’t suddenly turned into a tosspot overnight. He’s always been a tosspot. It’s just that now he doesn’t have Pat Kingsley (more here).