Monthly Archives: January 2006

Evil plots

The Scum – Cops foil plot to snatch Leo Blair: Special Branch cops smashed a plot to kidnap little Leo Blair while monitoring a small band of fanatical dads, The Sun can reveal. They stumbled across the startling plan as … Continue reading

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Missing protestor update

The Missing Protester page has been updated as follows: For a while there we thought we had a possible match; Detective Sergeant John Pickersgill. Further investigation revealed that Det Sgt Pickersgill was currently attached to S012, the Special Branch Section … Continue reading

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Mysterious clicks on the line

Independent – MI5 will get new powers to bug MPs: Tony Blair is preparing to scrap a 40-year ban on tapping MPs’ telephones, despite fierce Cabinet opposition, The Independent on Sunday can reveal. He is expected to formally announce to … Continue reading

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“You’re gullible!” taken offline

Pandora: The creeping Blunticisation of Britain continues, and woe betide anybody who tries to stand in its way. The powers behind James Blunt’s ubiquitous ditty, “You’re Beautiful”, have moved to stop a small web company from running a parody of … Continue reading

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Antidote to the blonde joke…

Bound to get you attention/arrested/actioned: Tom Cruise is gay short. Tony Blair is a liar. George W. Bush is a coward. /obvious State any or all as fact. Use large fonts. Use me as the source. Or use the person … Continue reading

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One thing that took some getting over today

I went to the newsagent (right?) and went to turn to Page 3 of The Scum (right?) – only to check for a serious editorial (right?) – only it weren’t The Scum I were looking at… it were The Mirror … Continue reading

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David Cameron needs to get off his arse

This is only a private view; it is not meant to prompt action… yet.

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Best blonde joke ever

Click here to enjoy it.

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US torture camps in Europe: the proof!

Australian Broadcasting Corporation – Swiss paper claims proof of secret US torture camps: A newspaper in Switzerland has published what it believes is the first concrete proof that the US is operating secret interrogation camps for terrorist suspects in Eastern … Continue reading

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Firing up the Mystery Machine

This man was arrested and taken into police custody on August 1st 2005 during a protest in Parliament Square, London. No one present at that protest has reported seeing him or hearing from him since he was bundled into a … Continue reading

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