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Monday, October 9th, 2006 at
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under Rupert ‘The Evil One’ Murdoch.

Rupert Murdoch’s Sun ‘news’ paper has – not once, but twice – on the eve of an election informed voters that what really matters when you cast your ballot is cock size.

Also, today, only Murdoch’s titles lead with the veil issue raised by Jack Straw on the front page, with both articles ever-so-subtly tying the use of veils to terrorism…

The Sun – Hidden danger: veiled Sun girl waved through UK airport
The Times – Suspect in terror hunt used veil to evade arrest

… so I think it’s fair to say that Rupert Murdoch has delivered his verdict on veils as well.

But he remains remarkably coy about who he plans to back at the next election, and I think I know why…

He hasn’t seen David Cameron’s cock yet.

My MP (also a Conservative) won’t show me her cock, which I think is typical of her evasive attitude.

How can we as voters know how much weight any given MP carries if we don’t know what they’re packing in their lunch-boxes? It’s a significant barrier to communication.

More importantly, how can we trust these people to put their balls on the table when they won’t even show us their cocks?