Author Archives: Tim Ireland
About Tim Ireland
Tim is the sole author of Bloggerheads.(Karaoke) Lyrics to ‘Jewish Space Laser’, the Globalisation version of ‘Paperback Writer’ by The Beatles
I want to be clear that Patton Oswalt is to blame for this: he totally started it with this joke about Marjorie Taylor Greene’s belief in a Jewish conspiracy to ignite forest fires with an orbital laser. Shit I’m gonna … Continue reading
(Karaoke) – Lyrics to ‘The Love Boat’ Theme (‘The A-Team’ version)
A classic ‘it fell out of the side of my head’ song. I heard the words ‘The A-Team’ sung to ‘The Love Boat’ in my head for reasons I struggle to explain, and a few minutes later this song existed. … Continue reading
(Karaoke) – Lyrics to ‘Amphibians’: the Rowlf & Kermit version of Billy Joel’s ‘Piano Man’
Jim Henson was a genius; his gentle soul spoke to us through both Kermit the frog and Rowlf the dog, and this song is about the moment when Rowlf and Kermit first met, and aspiring to be all you can … Continue reading
(Karaoke) – Lyrics to ‘Darwin Again’, the evolution version of BeeGee’s ‘You Win Again’
This song is about evolution, it is designed to educate all ages, and so I have twinned it with a sequence from a famous educational animation that you can see in full here. Said animation was released in 1971, and … Continue reading
(Karaoke) – Lyrics for ‘Letter B’: the Alphabet version of The Beatles’ ‘Let It Be’
This song is based on the conflict between The Beatles during the recording of the album ‘Let It Be’, and is sung according to the melody of the title song. It tells a tale of people losing sight of each … Continue reading
(Karaoke) – Lyrics for ‘I’m Artoo’: the R2-D2 / Star Wars version of The Dandy Warhols’ ‘Bohemian Like You’
This song is based on The Dandy Warhols ‘Bohemian Like You’, and follows the path of the Death Star plans from the point of view of a plucky little droid named ‘Artoo’, alleged force-wielder and unsung hero of the Battle … Continue reading
(Karaoke) Lyrics: ‘Back to the Future’ version of ‘Time in a Bottle’
We’re all racing through time, most of us only go in one direction, and none of us want to do it alone. This tells the love story of Doc Brown and Clara Clayton from Back to the Future III, but if … Continue reading
(Karaoke) ‘Ruh-roh!’ – Lyrics for the Scooby-Doo version of Lionel Richie’s ‘Hello’
I’ve decided to bring all of my songs to life through the magic of karaoke, and today I share with you my version of Lionel Richie’s ‘Hello’, with new and improved lyrics about the greatest animated love story of our … Continue reading
‘Star Wars FM’ and ‘Die Hard FM – A Christmas Miracle’ | #12DaysOfDieHard
I was a music video DJ for about a decade, starting in the late 80s. I’ve been mixing video to music on and off since, and over time I’ve discovered the joy of finding music that matches up entirely to … Continue reading
(Karaoke) Driving Home For Christmas by Chris Rea: Road Rage Version – Instrumental w Original Lyrics
Many of us will be missing our families this year, but few of us will be missing a cross-country drive to see them. This song is for the drivers, and the subtext behind the swears is this: you are traffic. … Continue reading
