Category Archives: Karaoke
(Karaoke) – Lyrics to ‘Lieutenant Dan’, the ‘Forrest Gump’ version of ‘Piano Man’ by Billy Joel
This is a very special song that runs with deeper meaning, and you are invited to explore it for yourself. Lyrics below the fold. If you ever struggle on any level, don’t hesitate to contact samaritans.org Lieutenant Dan – (The … Continue reading
(Karaoke) Lyrics to We’ve Got Tonight, Spooky version – aka ‘Why Don’t You Scream?’
A haunting but hopefully not-too-horrible take on Bob Seger’s ‘We’ve Got Tonite’ (equally famous as ‘We’ve Got Tonight’ by Kenny Rogers and Sheena Easton). Nothing too graphic, just a bit spooky is all. Maybe a smidgen of cannibalism and face-peeling, … Continue reading
(Karaoke) Lyrics to You’ve Got Fire (the educational version of I’m on Fire)
I’ve been looking for the right vehicle for these educational couplets for a while now, and the moment I recalled Bruce Springsteen crooning the words ‘Hey little girl, is your daddy home?’ I knew I wanted to burn this song … Continue reading
(Karaoke) Lyrics to the ‘We Love Being British’ version of ‘Chariots of Fire’
Nazis specifically and racists generally will hate this song, but hating is what they do, and there’s not a lot I can do about that other than try to educate them. The differences between us are cultural and cosmetic, and … Continue reading
(Karaoke) Lyrics ‘The Four Yorkshiremen Sketch version’ of ‘Life in a Northern Town’
Life in a Northern Town by The Dream Academy always reminded me of The Four Yorkshiremen Sketch, so I finally smooshed them together and here we are. Lyrics below the fold. LYRICS – ‘The Four Yorkshiremen Sketch version’ of ‘Life … Continue reading
(Karaoke) Lyrics to the ‘Dear Sandy Duncan’ version of Lady D’Arbanville
I was but a child when I first saw a grown woman dressed as a boy and felt strange feelings that had nought to do with wire work. This song was years in the making but took two minutes to … Continue reading
(Karaoke) Lyrics to the ‘The Six Million Dollar Man’ version of ‘The Edge of Reality’
Steve Austin was forced to do work as a secret agent and he clearly resented it, but the government would often remind him that he owed them 6 million dollars… after their plane fell out of the sky and they … Continue reading
(Karaoke) Lyrics to the ‘Sideways’ version of ‘My Way’
Did you know that David Bowie wrote his own lyrics to this tune made famous in the English speaking world by Frank Sinatra (via lyrics by Paul Anka)? Great story. I won’t spoil it. Bowie wrote about a fool who … Continue reading
(Karaoke) Lyrics to ‘Jewish Space Laser’, the Globalisation version of ‘Paperback Writer’ by The Beatles
I want to be clear that Patton Oswalt is to blame for this: he totally started it with this joke about Marjorie Taylor Greene’s belief in a Jewish conspiracy to ignite forest fires with an orbital laser. Shit I’m gonna … Continue reading
(Karaoke) – Lyrics to ‘The Love Boat’ Theme (‘The A-Team’ version)
A classic ‘it fell out of the side of my head’ song. I heard the words ‘The A-Team’ sung to ‘The Love Boat’ in my head for reasons I struggle to explain, and a few minutes later this song existed. … Continue reading
