Category Archives: Rupert ‘The Evil One’ Murdoch
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Bong. Bong. Bong. Bong. UPDATE – Bless all the little Wikipedia monkeys.
Pervez Khan (aka Mazher Mahmood, aka The Fake Sheik)
Guido published an image of the notorious ‘Fake Sheik’ last Thursday. Recess Monkey also published the image, but has now removed it following a gagging order from News of the World. There’s a very good question here: On what grounds … Continue reading
Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental
The Sun – Are you next JK Rowling? (March 2, 2006): Today is World Book Day – and to celebrate The Sun is launching a search for the new JK Rowling. We are looking for an undiscovered writing genius among … Continue reading
Remember these words…
“Class A drug users should be forced into residential drug programmes and removed from society until they clean up their act. If they fall back into their old habits when they return to the general community then we should have … Continue reading
Father figures
BBC – Drugs arrest for George Michael 1. Both the Sun and the Mirror have gone with the inspired headline; ‘Careless Spliffer’… clearly this has something to do with the phenomena of Simultaneous Discovery. 2. Tabloid editors never take drugs. … Continue reading
David Yelland would like a job
David Yelland is an expert on tabloids, and he would like a job back in the tabloids… where he can once again swim as he pleases in that familiar and shallow puddle of yesteryear. Oh, go on… pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease? (Minions of … Continue reading
Amorous self-censorship (and they called it puppy love)
The Scum – Terrorvision (Editorial 17 Feb 2005): Who exactly is running the BBC – Osama Bin Laden? It looks worryingly like he is as Auntie considers pulling a 1-million-pound Spooks episode because it shows a terrorist being shot dead. … Continue reading
Boogie-man Nights
The Scum – Hook and a hooker: Hook-handed cleric Abu Hamza cheated on his first wife with a HOOKER, The Sun can reveal. And it was the fall-out from his fling that transformed terrorist “recruiting sergeant” Hamza – jailed for … Continue reading
It’s OK to be gay… if you give us the exclusive
The Scum – Hughes: I’ve had gay sex: Lib-dem leadership challenger Simon Hughes last night spoke frankly about his gay sex life – and said he had been WRONG to hide it. In an exclusive admission to The Sun, he … Continue reading
Good news, comrades!
The Register – Murdoch to bring MySpace to UK: News International has sent the social networking world into a tizz by saying its US-based MySpace.com will hit the UK within a month. According to the BBC, Fox Interactive Media president … Continue reading
