Category Archives: Tories! Tories! Tories!
Nadine Dorries’ Christmas Message
Blessings to you and all the other peasants of Mid-Narnia! [*blesses*] And now, here is your annual message of hope. Chew it slowly. Princess Nadine’s Christmas Message 2009
Meet Dougal Blimey
Conservative Change Channel – Rupert Murdoch and other great Australians There’s a new character on Conservative Change Channel by the name of Dougal Blimey. I hope you enjoy meeting him as much as I enjoyed creating him. Incidentally, I was … Continue reading
Patrick Mercer and what may or may not be evidence of something
If you’ve been following the Jenvey/Mercer/Wightman saga, you’re probably aware of Glen Jenvey’s habit of releasing emails, PDFs, Word DOCs and the like in group emails or via comments on other people’s websites (or both) as evidence of this or … Continue reading
Nadine Dorries is never wrong
The twitterlyverse was quietly minding its own business yesterday when Nadine Dorries suddenly exploded with fury ‘bemusement’ so great, it could not be contained in a single tweet: (Hint for n00bs: read from bottom to top) It soon became clear … Continue reading
An open letter to Lord (Michael) Ashcroft
Dear Lord Ashcroft, Apologies for the open letter, but the better part of two months has been wasted going through the ‘proper channels’ on this matter, and your staff only appeared to show mild interest (at best) when there was … Continue reading
The return of NAD-LIBS
NAD-LIBS work just like Mad-Libs, only they focus on the adventures of everyone’s favourite Conservative MP, Nadine Dorries. (It’s hard to think of a more fitting tribute, given her tendency to imagine or invent stuff that happens to her, often … Continue reading
Glen Jenvey arrested? Patrick Mercer: “No comment”
The following is a transcript from a telephone interview conducted recently with Patrick Mercer: Tim Ireland: Do you have any comment on your Parliamentary Question of February 2009, made in response to evidence produced by Glen Jenvey? Patrick Mercer: I’m … Continue reading
To: John Rubinstein (of Rubinstein Phillips LLP)
Hi folks. Pardon the housekeeping, but a certain dark corner needs a sweep and some daylight. On with the open letter: Dear Mr Rubinstein, I completely reject any notion that I have harassed or stalked your client in any legal … Continue reading
How Iain Dale libelled Tom Watson (and me)
“I didn’t libel Tom Watson. if I had done, he would have sued me.” – Iain Dale (source) Today, in the High Court, The Sun issued an apology to Tom Watson (more) and agreed to pay a “substantial sum in … Continue reading
Jimmy Carr: legend
1. I can’t really say that I’m a fan of Jimmy Carr, but I do admire his ability to go certain places, and his willingness to go there (in between corporate gigs). And here he is going there and doing … Continue reading
